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The first suitable Table on SUI

It's the perfect storm, 
the perfect TABLE. 

Boomers are lining up to buy Tables, because it's a trusted asset.

Follow us across every platform for maximal brain damage.

Who is Carpentarer? And what is a SUITABLE?

There once existed a soul named Bob – a warped carpenter-ish being who embarked on a mission to birth a table so ludicrous, so stable, it would usher in a new era of financial tability.

TABLE is a memecoin with a growing suite of tools and bots for the SUI ecosystem.  But it might become so much more!
Our Team consists of the two most uniquely incompetent individuals you could ever stumble upon. 

Bob, our Dev, alongside Cinnamon Scothew, tirelessly forge ahead in the crypto world, inventing and spinning new tales that baffle and amaze. They're the brains behind the bewildering concepts of "Table Pregnancy" and "Table 69". 

With the unlikely backing of Swiss bankers and Donald Trump, 
their mission is very uncertain, but sturdy for sure.


Note that buying a TABLE, even a suitable one, involves risks. 
Buy at your own risk! It's just a Table after all!

STEP I - Setup a SUI Wallet like ETHOS
ETHOS WalletETHOS Wallet Chrome Extension
STEP II - Send some SUI to your wallet from a centralized Exchange, or bridge using services like Portalbridge
Portal Bridge
STEP III - Buy Table on Bluemove DEX
Bluemove DEX

We built a very sturdy table..

Well maybe the right legs turned out a bit thin,
but we think its suitable.
100% of initial Liquidity was burned!
Proof of Liquidity Burn
6% of Supply is kept in the Table Treasury!
The supply will be used for adding Liquidity, LP incentives, Giveaways and more!
The usage of Supply is governed on Telegram via Polls.
Table Treasury
TreasuryCap Object was burned & UpgradeCap was frozen
This means no new tokens can be minted and the contract is immutable.

Something is definitely cooking here...
But even Bob does not know what..

Coming soon™


Table offers an expanding suite of Tools.
80% of the income generated by selling tools or Advertising Revenue will flow into Table Treasury, and will be used for Marketing, adding Liquidity and Table Burns.
Sui New pairs BotOrder Table Buybot

Token Info

Circulating supply
100,000,000 TABLE
Max supply
100,000,000 TABLE
Token contract

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